downside-of-being-a-wallflower

Simon and Kieren meet for the first time, basically like this....

  • Kieren: Hey! That's my grave!
  • Simon: *psshh yeah whatever... I do what--* *turns*
  • Simon:
  • Simon:
  • Simon: .... *I want*
  • Simon: *quick Monroe, think of something! Find common interests! Like... ULA? Messiahs? Jumpers??*
  • Kieren: Well maybe--
  • Simon: *vomits poetry*
  • Kieren: ..................
  • Simon:
  • Simon: *nailed it*
lucyinthesky451

tallqirl:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

AH

pocketmoony

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

dick-jenga

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

ren-walker

i-thinkyourmustacheisbeautiful:

reginalds' In the Flesh meme [1/7 quotes]

"When you were eleven you walked on your tip toes for nine months. No one knew why you had started doing it. But you had since starting secondary school. Mum and Dad tried you on all sorts of pills and therapy and god knows, but still you tip toed. Those special clogs. Remember those special clogs? You wore them in the morning but after mum dropped you off at the bus stop, you’d take them off, shove them in your backpack, put on some pumps and be back on your toes by time coach pulled up. Everyone thought you’d be like that forever and no one knew why. But I did. You didn’t want to be noticed. You thought you were strange in some way so you walked around quiet as a mouse. I made you a mix CD. A hardcore metal mix CD. Mum thought I was mad to give you songs with so much swearing on it, but… but I knew it’d do the trick".

redeemed-from-the-earth

dearheartdontstopfighting:

You know what one of the best things is about In the Flesh? Despite showing the horrific way that PDS sufferers are treated and discriminated against, it is optimistic that people can grow past their prejudices and mistakes. The programme shows that most people…